kryz:
Yahoo!Yahoo! AnswersYouTubeYouPorn- Amazon
WikipediaTV TropesGawkerGossipCop- Drudge Report
HuluMininova- NYTimes.com
I’d probably cheat and call Drudge + NY Times a tie, and sneak MySpace into the top 10. Even if they’ve fallen from where they were and a majority of their pages still make most eyes bleed, they should be on this list. Also questionable — Yahoo at #2.
drop ny times and drudge, add ebay and twitter and you have a pretty global list.
Fixed that for you.
This is delightful for those that know German and English. For those that don’t, well know you have another reason to regret not having learned German, besides lacking the ability to really understand Goethe and then looking down on people that read it in translation.
Zum 2. Advent: “Merry Christmas allerseits” (Musik: Udo Jürgens, Text: Wolfgang Hofer)
When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits…
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging auf the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls…
Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the family
Schauerlich: “Oh, Chistmastree!”
And the jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits…
Mama finds unter the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TV,
All arround is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tatü, tata daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
An a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei - “Wasser marsch!”,
Christmas is - now im - Eimer…
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits…
Sowas liebe ich ja :)
If you order a dry Martini in Germany you may get three of them.
Ich bin Lukas Hermann
